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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 January 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 725
  • Number of comments : 324
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DoubleEdgedBlade : Note: If you decide to message me for any reason, it shall rot in cyberspace. I am using the iPhone app.

A little something about me in short form:

-English: You learn it in school for a reason. Use understandable English or you will be anally violated by a 2 ft. steel studded dildo. They're, there, and their are different. You're and your are different.*
-Sarcasm and perverted comments are smiled upon.
-Puns are a great source of entertainment.**

*Here is a quick, free lesson in grade 1 English:
Their: Possessive (This is their car.)
They're: Short for "They are" (They're fixing the car.)
There: Location or statement (The car is over there.)(There are two cars.)
You're: Short for "You are" (You're fixing a car.)
Your: Possessive (This is your car.)

Proper use: "There! They're fixing their car. You better fix your car or you're going to have a difficult time in the race."

**Except for the extremely overused ones.

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