About Doubleedgedblade
Note: If you decide to message me for any reason, it shall rot in cyberspace. I am using the iPhone app. A little something about me in short form: -English: You learn it in school for a reason. Use understandable English or you will be anally violated by a 2 ft. steel studded dildo. They're, there, and their are different. You're and your are different.* -Sarcasm and perverted comments are smiled upon. -Puns are a great source of entertainment.** *Here is a quick, free lesson in grade 1 English: Their: Possessive (This is their car.) They're: Short for "They are" (They're fixing the car.) There: Location or statement (The car is over there.)(There are two cars.) You're: Short for "You are" (You're fixing a car.) Your: Possessive (This is your car.) Proper use: "There! They're fixing their car. You better fix your car or you're going to have a difficult time in the race." **Except for the extremely overused ones.
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