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About DoubleCross : Go Celtics. My name is Patrick. I ball

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Today I decidd to help the homeless by giving them old clothes an food. In return they decidd to mug me. mega FML

#20008267
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22112) - you deserved it (2653)

On 08/07/2012 at 7:45pm - misc - by HazzaBoo - United States

Today, mah mom called me screaming an cussing because she found pot in mah room. I come home an mah dad says, "I hid some pot in your room an I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

#20006521
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29464) - you deserved it (1880)

On 08/06/2012 at 9:40pm - misc - by Joe Lizen - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WAS CHANGING MY SON'S DIAPER WHEN HE SAID "MOMMA." ASTONISHD THAT HE'D FINALLY SPOKEN, I CLAPPD AND SMILD PROUDLY. MY CLAP SCARD THE CRAP OUT OF HIM. LITERALLY. FML

#20004599
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21934) - you deserved it (4512)

On 08/05/2012 at 9:10pm - kids - by milf - United States (Indiana)

Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided tat e and I needed to spend "more quality time" togeter. His idea? We sould start "bonding" by taking a bat togeter. Wen I said no, e told me I was bieng unfair, and tat if I really loved im, I'd do it. FML

#19999925
210 comments

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On 08/03/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

2day I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowerd itself right in front of my face . It startld me, causing me to gasp, which resultd in me inhaling the spider . I then spent 3 minutes choking on it . FML

#19998761
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25216) - you deserved it (2711)

On 08/02/2012 at 5:08pm - misc - by danonno (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday due to ma boyfriend teasing me about me possibly aving been concieved on a beac cuz I was born in Hawaii , I finally asked ma mom if I really was. Se said no , but ten told me in detail ow muc sex on a beac urts wen u get sand up yur ass.

#19991998
107 comments

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On 07/30/2012 at 1:56am - intimacy - by skyplaysguitar - United States (New Mexico)

Today I took my 2-year-old son to the ear doctor since he'd stopped responding whenever I call him. The doctor told me that his ears are just fine. He's just ignoring me. FML

#19990524
93 comments

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On 07/29/2012 at 8:20am - kids - by fml - Japan (Saitama)

Today, I learned tat if u go troug yur looool best friend's pone, u can find sexy texts an nude pictures between im an yur girlfriend. FML

#19990134
154 comments

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On 07/29/2012 at 1:27am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally lost vrginity, all while in the passionate throe of an asthma attack . FML

#19989315
89 comments

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On 07/28/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by feminista (woman) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

2day I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights cummed back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't putted my shorts back on. big fat FML

#19988832
158 comments

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On 07/28/2012 at 9:26am - misc - by anonymous - Lebanon

Today a homeles lady decided she needed to change underwear in the middle of the sidewalk. I turned around just in time to see her legs in the air with no undie looool on. I can never eat salami again. FML

#19988661
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22061) - you deserved it (2218)

On 07/28/2012 at 4:07am - misc - by em from Cali - United States (California)

Today a homeles lady decided she needed to change underwear in the middle of the sidewalk. I turned around just in time to see her legs in the air with no undie looool on. I can never eat salami again. FML

#19988661
104 comments

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On 07/28/2012 at 4:07am - misc - by em from Cali - United States (California)

TODAY I CONTINUD MY HABIT OF SAYING "IT SMELLS LIKE LUNG CANCER OVER HERE" ANY TIME I SEE A SMOKER. THIS GUY TURND OUT TO BE AN AMATEUR MMA FIGHTER AND I WAS HIS "WORKOUT" FOR THE DAY. I GUESS HIS LUNGS ARE DOING FINE. FML

Today , I told boyfriend tat I didn't want to go out wit im because I was aving a fat day. After ten minutes of figting , e trew a ring box on te floor an stormed out. I basically refused is proposal because of body issues. FML

#19977285
280 comments

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On 07/22/2012 at 9:33pm - love - by henley -

Today , after having taken hormone tablets to try to increase cup size , I realized that I've basically reversed menopause.

#19975577
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5302) - you deserved it (29319)

On 07/22/2012 at 3:25pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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