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Doortje

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Doortje

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 April 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 26870
  • Number of comments : 1885
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Doortje : Best cupcake ever.

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Doortje's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML

#15215941
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43796) - you deserved it (22251)

On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

#15209845
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40618) - you deserved it (3664)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

#15209845
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40618) - you deserved it (3664)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

#15209845
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40618) - you deserved it (3664)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

#15209845
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40618) - you deserved it (3664)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

#15209845
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40618) - you deserved it (3664)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

#15209845
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40618) - you deserved it (3664)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

#15209845
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40618) - you deserved it (3664)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

#15209845
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40618) - you deserved it (3664)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I overheard my parents in the kitchen talking about how they wanted to try anal tonight. There is over three and a half feet of snow outside, leaving me no way to escape the horrible sounds and mental images yet to come. FML

#15141244
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51732) - you deserved it (4128)

On 02/27/2011 at 4:42pm - intimacy - by Sam (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML

#15127410
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57413) - you deserved it (4981)

On 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML

#15103887
467 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35281) - you deserved it (5167)

On 02/24/2011 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

#15102552
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12863) - you deserved it (34666)

On 02/24/2011 at 2:32pm - health - by Steve - United States (California)

Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML

#15102397
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35496) - you deserved it (16663)

On 02/24/2011 at 2:14pm - intimacy - by Animal (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

#15087841
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23798) - you deserved it (44575)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)



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