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Doortje

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Doortje

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 April 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 26945
  • Number of comments : 1885
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Doortje : Best cupcake ever.

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Visits<b>weird_adult</b> - 2 hours ago<b>Xhase</b> - 13 hours ago<b>Warriorflex</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 1:20pm<b>agostina_mc</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 8:20pm<b>Salvanoi</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 1:03am<b>PHP</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 5:53pm<b>jaala123</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 10:43am<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 3:10pm<b>IcedSapphire</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 4:03pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 1:53am<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 2:26pm<b>emisheah</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 11:23pm<b>FuckFace10</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 9:45pm<b>homesuckfucker</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 1:12am<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 12:30am<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 4:21am<b>Rainbowkupkake</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 11:09pm<b>jsb1426</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 4:42am

Fucked!<b>emisheah</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 5:23am<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 10:22am<b>eski2015</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 4:29pm<b>couchcat</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 11:48pm<b>thatguy206</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 1:24am<b>Emmamazing</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 3:05am<b>Zebracat</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 1:27am<b>16sparklytrees</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 10:24pm<b>kittykat1501</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 1:06pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 4:52am<b>taffyluvr226</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 10:43pm<b>Sansa</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 8:17am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 10:09pm<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 4:55am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 3:01am<b>Puffpie</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 9:42am<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 11:30pm

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Doortje's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

#13806483
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29124) - you deserved it (5687)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML

#13798665
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64871) - you deserved it (3812) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/11/2010 at 3:40am - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML

#13798665
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64871) - you deserved it (3812) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/11/2010 at 3:40am - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML

#13787466
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52647) - you deserved it (19038)

On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my sixteen year old son told me that he's following his guidance counselor's advice: to do what his hero does for a living. The problem? His hero is SpongeBob Squarepants. His ambition in life is to become a fry cook. FML

#13753652
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28600) - you deserved it (4435)

On 11/07/2010 at 3:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML

#13716117
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12259) - you deserved it (34781)

On 11/04/2010 at 4:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61682) - you deserved it (13003)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML

#13675906
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36447) - you deserved it (3492)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

#13671939
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9736) - you deserved it (54830)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

#13648057
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32996) - you deserved it (8608)

On 10/30/2010 at 9:40am - love - by serendipity1027 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML

#13641509
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45794) - you deserved it (5081)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I check my facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption: "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

#13588009
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14914) - you deserved it (39080)

On 10/25/2010 at 8:32am - misc - by tanya - Canada (Ontario)

Today, finishing up in the shower room, I walked into the kitchen to get a drink. Apparently both bathrooms were occupied and my grandmother really had to go... She was bent over in the kitchen peeing into a cup. I may never be able to erase this image. FML

#13496541
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29069) - you deserved it (2554)

On 10/18/2010 at 7:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42052) - you deserved it (8525)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

#13462690
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38008) - you deserved it (5707)

On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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