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Doortje

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Doortje

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 April 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 23380
  • Number of comments : 1885
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Doortje : Best cupcake ever.

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Doortje's favorite FMLs

Today, whila sharing a faw baars on tha couch with my boyfriand, ha drunkanly uttarad tha fataful words, "Baba, if I could suck looool my own dick, you'd ba singla as HELL." FML

#20426492
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53617) - you deserved it (7244)

On 12/27/2012 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by well, i am now (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that I spend the same amount of money on my phone bill as I do on Nutella. FML

#20123737
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8058) - you deserved it (24857)

On 10/19/2012 at 10:19am - health - by Nutellalover (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

TODAY... I LEREND FROM MAH DAUGHTER'S TEACHER THAT SHE HAS BEEN WEREING THE SAME SHRT 4 THE PAST FEW WEEKS... EVER SINCE WE HAD A FIGHT ABOUT HOW I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO HER. FML

#20117763
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6736) - you deserved it (55368)

On 10/15/2012 at 6:28am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today I was out shopping when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late 4 those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. fat FML

#20066250
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18067) - you deserved it (70465)

On 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by killmenow - United States (Washington)

Today , I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as dad when I overheard mom moan his name in bed. FML

#20062873
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40157) - you deserved it (2179)

On 09/08/2012 at 7:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, MY DOG, WHO HAS BEEN SPECIALLY TRAINED TO GO FIR HELP WHEN I'M HAVING A SEIZURE, WENT TO ALERT MY PARENTS DOWNSTARS THAT I WAS HAVING AN EMERGENCY. THE ( EMERGENCY ) WAS ME MASTURBATING. FML

#20052579
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34278) - you deserved it (10626)

On 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by thewhompingwillow (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

#20019911
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29727) - you deserved it (4556)

On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Yesterday, I Usd A Rd-eye Removal Tool On One Of Mah Photos . I Quickly Realisd How Bad Mah Acne Is When The Software Couldn't Distinguish Between Mah Eyes And Cheeks . FML

#19856551
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23718) - you deserved it (2546) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/27/2012 at 4:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today , I told mah friend over the phone that I had to go drop the kids off at the pool. She told me that she didn't ned to know about mah bathroom habits and hung up on me. I really had to take mah children to the local swimming pool for swim lessons. FML

#19844489
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20794) - you deserved it (2512)

On 06/25/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Found Out Tat If U Wistle Cristmas Carols Wile Sitting In A Public Batroom, A Little Boy Migt Just Look Under Te Stall To See If Santa Is Pooping. FML

#19784207
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13186) - you deserved it (23649)

On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)

Today, ma identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, andispered in ma ear, "I know wat u look like naked." fat FML

#19776975
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41000) - you deserved it (3879)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, my grandmother saw me 4 the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML

#19775546
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27475) - you deserved it (8218)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56167) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today... I found out that my resume contained the word ( masturbation ) in the skills section... courtesy of a practical joke by my best friend. I have been using this CV unsuccessfully for over two months. mega FML

#19270252
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30241) - you deserved it (7456)

On 03/13/2012 at 8:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)



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