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Today, I went home for my grandma's 95th birthday. While there she noticed my new tongue piercing and asked why I would get it done. Before I could reply, my cousin says "So she can can make the boys happier when she's sucking on them." She's 9 years old. FML

#261877
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54764) - you deserved it (11693)

On 03/10/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by epictothemax - United States (Illinois)

Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML

#11033
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31423) - you deserved it (2825)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by Fag_Hag (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

#2831
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11650) - you deserved it (28950)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
109 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I put my paint brush into my cup of tea. FML

#1815
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7634) - you deserved it (18175)

On 01/20/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by Petridishoflove - Hong Kong

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

#1230
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25398) - you deserved it (1657)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:12am - love - by J.Smith - Sent from mobile version

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24469) - you deserved it (6767)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

#251
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28599) - you deserved it (4573)

On 11/08/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by Kat - Sent from mobile version



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