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Donovan_757

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6048
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Donovan_757 : Currently in school majoring in Criminal Justice to become a cop. Just here to read about the fucked up lives being posted to get a laugh at.

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Today , I was riding the train and someone fartd. Everyone lookd at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

#20190789
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29644) - you deserved it (6281)

On 12/04/2012 at 11:04am - misc - by Banana (man) - Puerto Rico

Yesterday, I facd a dilemma . If I don't let te cat sleep in my bedroom, se spends all nigt owling at te door, waking up my 2-year-old in te process . If I do let er in, te dog gets distressd an cews te contents of te bin . If I let bot of tem in, I ave no room to sleep . FML

yesterday my boyfriend an I had a disagreement over the pronunciation of the word "train." It turned into a heated debate that lasted all night an ended with us sleeping in separate rooms.

Today, ma elbow was aving cramps an movement issues as a result of an old set of surgical pins an wires tat r being rejectd by ma body. One painful twitc causd ma arm to lock out straigt, unintentionally slapping ma and into ma co-worker's crotc. Our waiting customers giggld. FML

Today mah boyfriand discovarad how to maka ma quaaf on damand whan ha has his fingars insida ma . I now faal lika mah lova lifa has baan raplacad with fart sounds . FML

#20189453
123 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

TADAY I WALKED OUT OF MAH APARTMENT TO SEE THAT SOMEONE HAD CLIMBED ONTO THE HOOD OF MAH CAR AND TAKEN A SHIT ON MAH WINDSHIELD. I ONLY MOVED IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO. FML

#20189050
113 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by poopsthegame - United States (Hawaii)

Today...hile Getting A Hernia Exam.!! !! I Accidentally Ran Mah Fingers Through Mah Doctor's Hair !! FML

#20188881
117 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 12:06am - health - by WTFFAIL (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , My Mom And I Took My Senile Grandmother To The Mall , Since She Doesn't Get Out Much. She Complained It Was Hot , Then Took Her Clothing Off In The Middle Of The Food Court. It Took Us Thirty Minute To Make Her Put Her Shirt Back On. FML

#20187746
91 comments

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On 12/02/2012 at 9:05am - misc - by Sam - United States (Indiana)

Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad . She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water . FML

#20187648
170 comments

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On 12/02/2012 at 5:16am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)

Yesterday, my son turned 8. We watced as e unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new soes and a scool bag wit is favorite TV caracter on te front and a action figure inside. As e finised e looked me straigt in te eyes and says, "Tat's great ma, but seriously wat'd you get me?". FML

#20187584
331 comments

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On 12/02/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, Guy Friand Kapt Complaining That No Ona Had Askad Him To Tha Danca, So Ha Probably Wasn't Going To Go. I Suggastad That Wa Go Togathar. Ha Laughad Until His Faca Was Bright Rad And Said, "I Don't Think I'll Avar Gat That Dasparata." FML

#20187578
82 comments

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On 12/02/2012 at 3:03am - love - by Anna - United States (Washington)

Today, wile I was removing my makeup wit my boyfriend watcing, e mentioned tat e used to tink girls were prettier witout makeup on, but e'd now canged is mind . FML

#20187008
80 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 6:54pm - love - by allbrokeup (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, as part of my job as a swimming instructor, I ad to elp a teenage boy learn ow to float. Tis involves supporting te person's back as tey try to float. His boner stood straigt up. FML

#20185787
118 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by julia (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was going to give baby daughter an empty Pringles tin to play with on the floor. I saw some crumbs at the bottom, so I emptied the can in mouth before I gave it to her. I crunched hard an spat them out, realizing boyfriend had just cut his toenails into the can. FML

#20184636
106 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by lizzard0416 - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, MAH 5 KIDS WERE SINGING THIER FAVORITE CHRISTMA CAROL IN THE VAN, EACH TRYING TO SING LOUDER THAN THE OTHERS. IT WOULD HAVE PROBABLY SOUNDED BETTER IF THEY WERE ALL SINGING THE SAME ONE. FML

#20183806
114 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 9:22am - kids - by Dave (man) - United States (Florida)



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