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Donovan_757
  • Town/Country : Virginia Beach, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 December 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1021
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Donovan_757 : Currently in school majoring in Criminal Justice to become a cop. Just here to read about the fucked up lives being posted to get a laugh at.

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (987985) - you deserved it (78583)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
662 comments

I agree, your life sucks (649938) - you deserved it (11947)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

#14097
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (483033) - you deserved it (43361)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340
894 comments

I agree, your life sucks (526122) - you deserved it (37878)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340
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I agree, your life sucks (526122) - you deserved it (37878)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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