About Donovan_757 : Currently in school majoring in Criminal Justice to become a cop. Just here to read about the fucked up lives being posted to get a laugh at.
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by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by bloodshedblack / 02/21/2012 at 12:01am / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Gothicbunnyx3 / 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm / United States / Intimacy
by shea234 / 02/20/2012 at 11:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Skullie / 02/19/2012 at 12:40am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I went to choir rehearsal at 7:30 in the morning. When the guy I have a major crush on stood next to me, I got really excited, so I tried to sound good. After the song ended, he asked me if I wanted some gum to cover up my morning breath. FML
by snowinggrey / 02/18/2012 at 11:03pm / United States / Love
by hatinthelife / 02/18/2012 at 1:34am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by 97 / 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/14/2012 at 7:39am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
by lotrgeek / 02/13/2012 at 8:37am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 12:31am / United States / Intimacy
by SocialAnxietyNightmare / 02/09/2012 at 11:42am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by daughterofanazi / 02/08/2012 at 12:17am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/06/2012 at 9:08pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by jodibut / 02/06/2012 at 11:18am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
- Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, I was an extra in a movie and I had to play a corpse. At the make up stand, they painted my… Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to…