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by :x / 02/03/2016 at 10:40am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Xandriajoy10 / 01/30/2016 at 10:44pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I got let go from my job, because my personal cell phone doesn't always have signal, so I missed an important call from work. My contract specifically said I'd get a work phone, which never happened. FML
by Anonymous / 01/29/2016 at 10:54am / United States (California) / Work
Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML
by sweetie808 / 01/28/2016 at 3:39am / United States (Hawaii) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 9:44pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 12:11pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by Anon / 01/26/2016 at 6:40am / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames) / Work
by 99jellybean / 01/25/2016 at 10:02pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML
by Helpful Smile / 01/25/2016 at 9:56pm / United States (Iowa) / Work
by Kimel / 01/21/2016 at 7:11pm / France (Franche-Comte) / Love
Today, on my second day at my new job, my supervisor told me that I was ready to make a sale on my own. Things were going well, until said supervisor interrupted my sales pitch, apologized on my behalf for being new, and stole my sale. FML
by TheNewSalesRep / 01/20/2016 at 9:37pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/20/2016 at 7:30am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by brokenhearted / 01/19/2016 at 9:59am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Love
by FML / 01/19/2016 at 1:41am / United States / Love
by logic / 01/18/2016 at 10:16am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…