About DonULFonso : The first 40 years of growing up were the hardest - since then it's a bit easier ;) ...
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Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML
by Helpful Smile / 01/25/2016 at 9:56pm / United States (Iowa) / Work
by Kimel / 01/21/2016 at 7:11pm / France (Franche-Comte) / Love
Today, on my second day at my new job, my supervisor told me that I was ready to make a sale on my own. Things were going well, until said supervisor interrupted my sales pitch, apologized on my behalf for being new, and stole my sale. FML
by TheNewSalesRep / 01/20/2016 at 9:37pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/20/2016 at 7:30am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by brokenhearted / 01/19/2016 at 9:59am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Love
by FML / 01/19/2016 at 1:41am / United States / Love
by joco4 / 01/15/2016 at 1:00pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/14/2016 at 7:51am / Australia / Intimacy
by ShouldveStayedAVirgin / 01/13/2016 at 1:30pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by TabbyCat87 / 01/12/2016 at 7:16pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by familypet / 01/08/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
by Anonymous / 01/08/2016 at 1:23pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/08/2016 at 12:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML
by Bottom feeder / 01/07/2016 at 10:41pm / Hong Kong / Work