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by tigerbyrn / 05/30/2016 at 11:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by halza / 05/30/2016 at 7:03am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Love
by Lexyy17 / 05/27/2016 at 10:43pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
Today, my bank refused to replace the debit card that I lost because, to prove I was the owner, I had to tell them about my last purchase and I couldn't remember it. I showed them my ID, and that could have worked, had they not misspelt my name on the account. FML
by KaylaRox1908 / 05/27/2016 at 10:04pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money
Today, my co-workers decided in our meeting with my boss that everything is my fault. When asked for examples, they couldn't come up with any. Now they are mad at me, because I'm apparently good at my job. FML
by Anonymous / 05/26/2016 at 12:58pm / Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen) / Work
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
by teflon_hammer / 05/25/2016 at 7:19pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
Today, my best friend decided to make some life changes. He got a new job, a new car, and asked me to move out of our apartment. We're 1,500 miles away from my hometown. I only moved all the way out here to live with him in the first place because he asked me to. FML
by BrokenAndHurt / 05/24/2016 at 8:28am / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
by Shitty day / 05/24/2016 at 1:59am / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/20/2016 at 12:59pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by TicketMePink / 05/20/2016 at 1:57am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 05/19/2016 at 9:48am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by sociallyawkward / 05/18/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (Georgia) / Money
Today, my boyfriend found the box of photos I've been saving for my daughter. He was convinced I was pining over her father and emptied the box into the dumpster behind our apartment. I'm still not done digging through the garbage to find the photos from the day my daughter was born. FML
by rummaging / 05/18/2016 at 9:46am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by centaursTesticle / 05/18/2016 at 8:34am / United States / Work
Today, I got a call from the head of my school dance committee saying that the dance was cancelled and the services originally hired were still expecting to be paid. The reason the dance got cancelled? One of the girls on the committee's parents wouldn't let her buy her dream dress. FML
by Depressed / 05/17/2016 at 7:16pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…