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by logic / 01/18/2016 at 10:16am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by joco4 / 01/15/2016 at 1:00pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/14/2016 at 7:51am / Australia / Intimacy
by ShouldveStayedAVirgin / 01/13/2016 at 1:30pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by TabbyCat87 / 01/12/2016 at 7:16pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by familypet / 01/08/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
by Anonymous / 01/08/2016 at 1:23pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/08/2016 at 12:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML
by Bottom feeder / 01/07/2016 at 10:41pm / Hong Kong / Work
by Xandriajoy10 / 01/04/2016 at 12:21am / Australia / Kids
Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML
by Anonymous / 01/03/2016 at 9:01am / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Miscellaneous
Today, I visited my boyfriend's uncle's house for a party. His 8 year old cousin started asking if I like penis, so my reaction was to laugh, spitting my drink on her and her new dress. She can't pronounce peanuts, and I can't visit anymore. FML
by me / 01/02/2016 at 3:25am / United States (Louisiana) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/31/2015 at 1:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to do my assistant manager's job because she doesn't know what the hell she is doing. I'd interviewed for this position but didn't get it because I'm "still too new for this position." FML
by cnd1213 / 12/30/2015 at 1:02pm / United States / Work
Today, I found the engagement ring I'd bought and been missing for a week. On my girlfriend's hand. While my childhood friend was inside her. They apparently like pretending she's married while doing this. They made this self-discovery a week ago. Good for them. I don't want the ring back. FML
by CogadhTallon / 12/29/2015 at 9:11pm / United States / Intimacy