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DonULFonso
  • Town/Country : Bad Saulgau, Germany
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 January 1970 (44 years)
  • Number of visits : 5713
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DonULFonso : The first 40 years of growing up were the hardest - since then it's a bit easier ;) ...

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Today, I discovered my boyfriend prays before and after sex, because he thinks he'll keep his abstinence by doing so. FML

#14014321
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25824) - you deserved it (4181)

On 11/28/2010 at 6:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML

#14013959
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22266) - you deserved it (4716)

On 11/28/2010 at 6:08pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone. I know he can't read so I gave it to him. He was, however, able to get at my "private" photo album. FML

#14003721
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6263) - you deserved it (34104)

On 11/27/2010 at 8:57pm - kids - by lebowski - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

#13998189
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6522) - you deserved it (33585)

On 11/27/2010 at 9:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML

#13997572
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12340) - you deserved it (30924)

On 11/27/2010 at 7:36am - misc - by Flaps - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

#13985101
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31894) - you deserved it (2512)

On 11/26/2010 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I finally felt the effects of a laxative that I took last night. This morning, when I was in the dentist's chair. FML

#13960658
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17475) - you deserved it (4747)

On 11/24/2010 at 10:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I finally felt the effects of a laxative that I took last night. This morning, when I was in the dentist's chair. FML

#13960658
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17475) - you deserved it (4747)

On 11/24/2010 at 10:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

#13947465
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7595) - you deserved it (54183)

On 11/23/2010 at 8:41am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML

#13935466
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28402) - you deserved it (6586)

On 11/22/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML

#13935466
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28402) - you deserved it (6586)

On 11/22/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML

#13932750
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11532) - you deserved it (23537)

On 11/22/2010 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML

#13908824
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22156) - you deserved it (7083)

On 11/20/2010 at 5:40am - misc - by misc (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was running the track at my school. My crush of two years was running in front of me, so I decided to catch up and finally talk to her. When I caught up, the only thing I could think to say was, "What's your name?" even though I already knew. She replied, "Natalie". Her name is Melissa. FML

#13902847
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25250) - you deserved it (6024)

On 11/19/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

#13889988
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21373) - you deserved it (8309)

On 11/18/2010 at 6:12pm - misc - by Amanda Ross - United States (Maryland)



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