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Today, I misplaced my phone at small house party. I found it later, but not before being called a sick bastard by my crush. It seems one of my "friends" sent her a cock pic with my phone, and now she wants nothing to do with me. FML
by spastic hardon / 12/12/2013 at 4:01pm / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/11/2013 at 5:25pm / Luxembourg / Work
by ElephantLover / 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by someone / 12/09/2013 at 7:59am / United States (Ohio) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge argument while driving home from visiting family. We pulled into a gas station, and I went inside to grab a drink and cool down. When I came back out, both car and boyfriend were nowhere in sight. It was my car. FML
by marcranger / 12/05/2013 at 9:30pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Lulu / 12/05/2013 at 6:39pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML
by Anonymous / 11/26/2013 at 2:05pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by unemployed and bereaved / 11/25/2013 at 12:03am / United Kingdom / Work
by bsulyingb / 11/24/2013 at 2:59pm / United States / Love
by fries / 11/24/2013 at 11:01am / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/20/2013 at 4:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by georgiaswish / 11/20/2013 at 3:05pm / United Kingdom / Work
by oops999 / 11/19/2013 at 2:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy