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by Lulu / 12/05/2013 at 6:39pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML
by Anonymous / 11/26/2013 at 2:05pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by unemployed and bereaved / 11/25/2013 at 12:03am / United Kingdom / Work
by bsulyingb / 11/24/2013 at 2:59pm / United States / Love
by fries / 11/24/2013 at 11:01am / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/20/2013 at 4:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by georgiaswish / 11/20/2013 at 3:05pm / United Kingdom / Work
by oops999 / 11/19/2013 at 2:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Alice99 / 11/12/2013 at 12:39pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
by Anonymous / 11/11/2013 at 10:55am / United States / Love
by f / 11/09/2013 at 6:30pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by jsyn / 11/09/2013 at 6:27pm / United States (Connecticut) / Money
Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
by Anonymous / 11/09/2013 at 12:17am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my girlfriend "got even" with me after an argument by telling people that I've been beating her. Three guys later came over to my place and beat the crap out of me. Her reaction: "I didn't think they'd take it so serious!" FML
by JayDNut / 11/08/2013 at 4:17pm / Health
Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML
by :/ / 11/04/2013 at 5:27pm / United States (Georgia) / Love