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by iSamsung / 03/06/2016 at 9:00am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I made 2 beautifully decorated cakes for Mother's Day. One was for my mother in law and the other for my mum. I came down to pack my mum's and found they had both been half eaten. My brother in law decided he wanted to try a bit of both to decide which was better. FML
by mancuneanway / 03/06/2016 at 8:11am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/05/2016 at 12:57am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML
by Never Been Arrested / 03/01/2016 at 4:44pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by thesixth / 03/01/2016 at 2:07pm / Kenya / Miscellaneous
by kayla53 / 02/29/2016 at 11:17am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, my sister shared a post on Facebook which talked about how gays are destroying the "sanctity of marriage". I couldn't help but point out that she's been married 3 times in the last 7 years, while I've been happily married to my wife for nearly 9. She deleted my comment then blocked me. FML
by Anonymous / 02/28/2016 at 4:15am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Jif_Creamy / 02/28/2016 at 12:00am / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by BroadcitySF / 02/27/2016 at 10:42pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working as a hostess, one of my tattoos on my leg was showing. It's not uncommon for guests to comment on tattoos as we're high end and I'm one of two staff members with visible tattoos. What is uncommon is an elderly lady hiking up my skirt for a better view. I flashed everyone. FML
by Devlynfly / 02/24/2016 at 11:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, while doing the grocery shopping with my boyfriend we came across another woman also out shopping, who looked shockingly like me despite her being another race, hair color and the like. The second he saw her, he blurted out, ''Oh, it's a pretty version of you!'' FML
by FuglyBetty / 02/24/2016 at 5:48pm / Norway (Aust-Agder) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/24/2016 at 10:05am / Miscellaneous
by replaced / 02/21/2016 at 10:03pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
by twinzies / 02/19/2016 at 9:46pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML
by jesuscrip / 02/18/2016 at 1:08am / United States (Ohio) / Work
- Today, I got a ticket. I've never had a ticket in my entire life, the cop said, "well I guess this… Today, I received a phonecall from my boss telling me that a client at work has worms. Not to worry… Today, I had a presentation at work. Thinking to save time, I decided to use AirPlay on my phone. I…