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Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
by Theguyinthedark / 06/30/2016 at 9:23am / Bangladesh / Money
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
by ThirdWheelHell / 06/30/2016 at 2:07am / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, after finishing a two-day course for work, I was informed that the days used will either be unpaid or used up as holidays, as it was for improvement of myself and not the company. They put me on the course without my knowledge until the weekend before. FML
by YOUNG1441 / 06/29/2016 at 5:50pm / United Kingdom (Northumberland) / Work
by Miss_Blaine / 06/29/2016 at 4:05pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Forever_Cursed / 06/28/2016 at 10:02am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anyonehiring / 06/27/2016 at 9:05pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by WhatALoserAmI / 06/27/2016 at 12:08pm / India (Madhya Pradesh) / Miscellaneous
by EevieBear / 06/25/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by meowymomma / 06/25/2016 at 3:21pm / United States / Intimacy
by WrongPlaceWrongTime / 06/25/2016 at 2:51pm / France / Work
Today, my daughter posted a poem on Facebook about how her father and I abused her for years. It's a complete lie and an obvious attempt to impress her boyfriend, whom she thanked for "rescuing" her. I've received several hateful messages already, along with threats to report me to CPS. FML
by Anonymous / 06/24/2016 at 5:35pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, my sister played a prank by pretending to break into my house. I ended up nailing her in the chest with my baseball bat. Now all of my family is bitching and wants me to pay the medical bills. FML
by BlueBaronBitch / 06/24/2016 at 10:59am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by anal-retentive / 06/23/2016 at 4:00pm / United States / Intimacy
by Malarky / 06/23/2016 at 3:10pm / United States / Love
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
by hlewrn / 06/21/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (Virginia) / Love