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Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2016 at 11:07am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that ever since I went from working full-time to part-time, my boss frequently blames me for different things behind my back. Currently, she's telling people I clogged the toilet and lost her keys - on what was actually my day off. FML
by cocacola999 / 06/14/2016 at 10:38pm / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Work
by Al / 06/13/2016 at 11:37am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by snazz23 / 06/13/2016 at 10:24am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, a few weeks after moving in with my boyfriend, I borrowed his phone to Google something because mine was dead. His most recent searches? "How kill cat", "Kill cat laws", "Cat + poison". I thought he was ok with my cat when I moved in. FML
by Kitty Lover / 06/11/2016 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I went to my father's house to get my dog, since I had left it with him while I was on a business trip. When I got there, my dad said the dog pooped on the floor a few days ago, and so he took him to the pound. FML
by Anonymous / 06/10/2016 at 5:29pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
by TacoMan32 / 06/10/2016 at 12:29am / Canada / Love
Today, I broke up with my fiancé after he cheated on me, and he now refuses to move out of the apartment. I'm even contemplating just offering him my Xbox One as a bribe so I can get him out of my life for good. FML
by Rari / 06/09/2016 at 12:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I went to pick my dog up from my old house where my ex-boyfriend still lives. I rang the doorbell and saw him look out of the side window holding the dog. When I told him I was there for my dog, he claimed that the dog was his now. He broke up with me because he hates dogs. FML
by codyolimason / 06/08/2016 at 4:36pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, after years busting my hump for my father's business with the understanding of one day taking it over, he informed me that my nephew, who has never shown any interest in the company, is being brought in to take it over. FML
by Chumpee / 06/08/2016 at 1:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, my mom thought the best way to stop me from taking people to my room was by changing my wallpaper into a nursery-themed one. Now I get to see bunnies, letter blocks and teddy bears all day long. FML
by happiestturtle / 06/08/2016 at 11:21am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I learned that the three secretaries at work make spreadsheets about who uses the toilets, when and for how long, and then make bets on who will take the longest toilet break, who will use it the most often, etc. Now I constantly look at my watch whenever I use the toilets. FML
by toilet on the clock / 06/08/2016 at 6:40am / China (Guangdong) / Work
by malnourishedstudent / 06/08/2016 at 4:38am / United States (Florida) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/07/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, after finally applying myself and busting my butt all semester, I found out the school is accusing me of cheating because they couldn't believe I could have gotten near-perfect grades considering my grade history. If this is how society rewards academic turnarounds, why do I even bother? FML
by CantWin / 06/07/2016 at 6:38pm / United States (Utah) / Geek
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…