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by gircos / 04/29/2014 at 8:10pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
by loserman / 04/29/2014 at 6:40pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by sexual parrot / 04/21/2014 at 2:42pm / Intimacy
by Sue Ellen / 04/21/2014 at 11:43am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/17/2014 at 12:01pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me and when I asked why we never hung out he admitted that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
by cricha4208 / 04/15/2014 at 10:01am / United States (Missouri) / Love
by stupiddog / 04/15/2014 at 8:08am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I decided to go to a therapy group to help with my anxiety and to meet people who felt similar. I joked with my friend that no one would turn up as people might feel anxious about going. I was right. I was the only one there. FML
by all by myself / 04/14/2014 at 7:34pm / Ireland (Cork) / Miscellaneous
by heartmytrucker / 04/14/2014 at 5:58pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by crazytown / 04/10/2014 at 11:50am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by watch_corn_dance / 04/07/2014 at 10:13pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/06/2014 at 2:09pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dog wouldn't stop pestering me while I was eating some chocolate mousse. I tried to get him to leave me alone for a bit by pretending to throw the mousse far away. The pot stayed in my hand, but I covered the furniture in chocolate mousse. My dog enjoyed cleaning it up. FML
by MonsieurH / 04/03/2014 at 3:44am / France (Bretagne) / Animals
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
by Anonymous / 04/01/2014 at 1:07pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was dismissed from my job at an unemployment agency. In order to receive financial support from the government I need to be cooperating with a job service provider. They paired me up with the same place I was just fired from. FML
by awks / 03/31/2014 at 8:43pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…