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DonULFonso

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  • Town/Country : Ulm, Germany
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  • Birth Date : Monday 12 January 1970 (45 years)
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  • Number of visits : 13582
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DonULFonso : The first 40 years of growing up were the hardest - since then it's a bit easier ;) ...

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DonULFonso's favorite FMLs

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

#18418543
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57167) - you deserved it (5701) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/03/2011 at 11:24am - kids - by perenoel - France

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

#18404973
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40198) - you deserved it (9463)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML

#18404759
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31728) - you deserved it (2342)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:00pm - misc - by Aaron -

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

#18403998
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54863) - you deserved it (3068)

On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

#18378086
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31518) - you deserved it (2275)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband asked me, "Why do you love me?" I spent the next five minutes spilling my heart and soul out to him. After I'd asked the same question, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "I don't." FML

#18374198
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48923) - you deserved it (3769)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12005) - you deserved it (56523)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML

#18336712
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31574) - you deserved it (3286)

On 11/24/2011 at 12:07pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my hands away, she said, "I was only dating you to get my self-confidence up, I'm good now." FML

#18333662
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41710) - you deserved it (3885)

On 11/24/2011 at 1:52am - intimacy - by Badab1ng - United States (Texas)

Today, I lost my job for taking an unauthorized vacation. I just got married and requested time off for the wedding and honeymoon months ago; it was approved then. They forgot, and then got angry because I didn't remind them. I did remind them, the day before I left. FML

#18316081
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39018) - you deserved it (2385)

On 11/22/2011 at 11:20am - work - by lostwife - United States

Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML

#18302011
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44884) - you deserved it (3478)

On 11/20/2011 at 9:05pm - kids - by brokeandalone (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML

#18286788
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41261) - you deserved it (3622)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:20am - intimacy - by Aleial - United States

Today, I was heading to the beach with my mom following. I went through a yellow light and got a call from her complaining that I had left her. So, I made it a point to stop at the next yellow light. She rear-ended me. FML

Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML

#18271256
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22604) - you deserved it (2040)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:43am - misc - by leaf hater - United States

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41622) - you deserved it (7206)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)



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