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by BadLuckLad / 10/22/2014 at 6:38pm / United Kingdom (Portsmouth) / Intimacy
Today, I tried to download some network-monitoring software for the office as I suspect that one of my staff has been constantly downloading torrents. It wouldn't download because someone was using all the bandwidth. FML
by Thewatcher / 10/22/2014 at 4:09am / Mauritius / Work
by wthiswrongwithmi / 10/22/2014 at 1:42am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by John / 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I and a coworker got bitched out and suspended by our boss after our computers got infected with a weird porn virus. It soon turned out the virus had come from our boss' infected memory stick. Did he apologize? No. Is our suspension still in force? Yes. FML
by shatfjord / 10/10/2014 at 6:34pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2014 at 12:06pm / United States / Kids
by thanks babe / 10/06/2014 at 7:47pm / United Kingdom (Shropshire) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/30/2014 at 1:45pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/23/2014 at 12:30pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/17/2014 at 6:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by healthfreak / 09/06/2014 at 9:57pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by anonymous / 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2014 at 6:39pm / United States (California) / Work
by whotouchedyou1 / 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by flyakite / 08/21/2014 at 11:53pm / United States / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought doesn’t fit either lengthwise or… Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.…