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DonULFonso

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DonULFonso

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  • Town/Country : Ulm, Germany
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 January 1970 (45 years)
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  • Number of visits : 13555
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DonULFonso : The first 40 years of growing up were the hardest - since then it's a bit easier ;) ...

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DonULFonso's favorite FMLs

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57895) - you deserved it (4458)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

#18959859
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42475) - you deserved it (2993)

On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

#18937632
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48776) - you deserved it (8190)

On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

#18855245
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6890) - you deserved it (74594)

On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12823) - you deserved it (46754)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

#18778131
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33397) - you deserved it (4133)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43903) - you deserved it (3181)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

#18664843
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34835) - you deserved it (2525)

On 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by yourebeautiful - United States

Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML

#18594471
277 comments

Today, after having recently moved 300 miles to be with my boyfriend of 2 years, I have to celebrate Christmas alone. He never thought our relationship important enough to tell his family about me, and doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

#18592385
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29748) - you deserved it (4485)

On 12/23/2011 at 8:32pm - love - by FML (woman) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were talking about childhood memories. He told me about a girl he made fun of in middle school. That was me. FML

#18479280
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37668) - you deserved it (3606)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

#18465565
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25817) - you deserved it (2291)

On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML

#18460196
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26991) - you deserved it (4502)

On 12/08/2011 at 12:41pm - kids - by childdreamkiller (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML

#18458740
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26818) - you deserved it (3279)

On 12/08/2011 at 4:14am - love - by disappoint - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML

#18437830
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29287) - you deserved it (2302)

On 12/05/2011 at 5:30pm - money - by Poor Student - Canada (British Columbia)



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