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by outoflove / 06/30/2014 at 5:06pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Charitable / 06/30/2014 at 1:02am / United States (California) / Money
Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm / United States (Nevada) / Love
by justno / 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML
by Alex / 06/26/2014 at 5:13pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
Today, I picked up a co-worker from the airport. As she got in the car, she looked over at me and said, "I'm still not sleeping with you". This was our second conversation. The first is when she asked if I could pick her up from the airport. FML
by headdesk / 06/25/2014 at 1:41am / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy
Today, I got written up for drinking on the job by a manager who drinks on the job, who was told to write me up by a general manager who drinks on the job, and we are all employed by an owner who drinks on the job. I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks. FML
by DJJayLee / 06/23/2014 at 1:45am / United States (Nevada) / Work
by professorsdaughter / 06/19/2014 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Love
by guest / 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by hoopfrog / 06/18/2014 at 9:26am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by IneedMaury / 06/16/2014 at 11:30am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/15/2014 at 3:22pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/13/2014 at 5:27am / United States (California) / Love
by MiserableMan / 06/10/2014 at 12:02am / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Love
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…