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DonULFonso

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DonULFonso

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  • Town/Country : Ulm, Germany
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 January 1970 (45 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 13451
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DonULFonso : The first 40 years of growing up were the hardest - since then it's a bit easier ;) ...

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DonULFonso's favorite FMLs

Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML

#19583870
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39819) - you deserved it (4226)

On 05/06/2012 at 8:13pm - intimacy - by madseason (man) - United States

Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML

#19581290
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37341) - you deserved it (3725)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Damn (woman) - Australia

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML

#19568325
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42742) - you deserved it (2679)

On 05/03/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by Turnipseed3 - United States

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14200) - you deserved it (56187) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86723) - you deserved it (4262)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

#19391637
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39739) - you deserved it (3042)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by ohgod... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27021) - you deserved it (6896)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML

#19208526
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12319) - you deserved it (27499)

On 03/03/2012 at 11:12am - health - by Buttscratcher (man) - United Kingdom

Today, the boy I tutor failed his math test. As a result, the family fired me. The boy failed because he forgot to write his name at the top. FML

#19190848
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36118) - you deserved it (2040)

On 02/29/2012 at 7:01pm - kids - by Fairy31 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML

#19159712
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41612) - you deserved it (3207)

On 02/25/2012 at 9:35am - intimacy - by fmylifebigtime - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML

#19131419
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26946) - you deserved it (3070)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

#19037206
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22962) - you deserved it (1867)

On 02/09/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by truth - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

#19013163
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36001) - you deserved it (2517)

On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

#18980797
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39231) - you deserved it (2384)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

#18968998
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33369) - you deserved it (3345)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by mareda (woman) - United Kingdom



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