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by emmamrose7 / 08/14/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by alisaav / 08/08/2014 at 3:40am / Thailand / Love
by Anonymous / 08/01/2014 at 2:27pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Intimacy
by fatty magoo / 07/29/2014 at 2:20pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
Today, I went on a date with an extremely cute girl. About 30 minutes in, she excused herself to the restroom. I waited for about 20 minutes, then I got up and left. About 10 minutes later, she called asking where I was. FML
by Kewl_Kat / 07/24/2014 at 7:24pm / United States (Vermont) / Love
Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML
by stupid older sister / 07/24/2014 at 5:54pm / United States (Illinois) / Geek
by d4rkxf0x / 07/22/2014 at 11:54am / United States (Texas) / Geek
by anonymous / 07/19/2014 at 12:43am / United States (Florida) / Love
by guriak / 07/13/2014 at 9:16pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by NoSexForMe / 07/13/2014 at 3:46am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my boss delivered some flowers and a sympathy card signed by everyone in the office to my cubicle. The card said, "Sorry your mom died". My mom isn't dead. I don't know where they got the idea from and no one believes me. They said that denial is part of grieving. FML
by ninnang / 07/09/2014 at 5:37pm / United States (Hawaii) / Work
Today, I heard back from a company that I recently interviewed with. They told me I didn't get the job because "it was obvious that I had been coached." I wasn't. Sorry that I actually researched the company unlike the rest of the nit-wit candidates. FML
by jobless / 07/09/2014 at 1:02am / United States (Minnesota) / Work
by rozsrredd / 07/08/2014 at 1:41am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I called my mother crying, telling her how my husband has apparently been cheating on me for months. To my surprise, she didn't interrupt me or cut me off the whole time. Only when she didn't respond, did I realize she'd hung up a half an hour ago. FML
by ILOVELEDZEPPELIN / 07/06/2014 at 4:27pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went on a job interview. The interviewer said it all went well, but he can't hire me because I've got a nose piercing, and that type of "image" isn't the kind they're looking for in their employees. This is the guy who had a full sleeve tattoo. FML
by Anonymous / 07/06/2014 at 2:06pm / United States (California) / Work
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, I was in a taxi in Mexico. The driver got fed up with the traffic and decided to cross the… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…