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Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2014 at 6:39pm / United States (California) / Work
by whotouchedyou1 / 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by flyakite / 08/21/2014 at 11:53pm / United States / Love
Today, my boss threw out the report I wrote for the board of directors. He said that if it were legal, he'd smash me in the balls with a brick for using Comic Sans. I had to do the whole thing again in another font with my coworkers snickering at me. FML
by Anonymous / 08/15/2014 at 5:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by emmamrose7 / 08/14/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by alisaav / 08/08/2014 at 3:40am / Thailand / Love
by Anonymous / 08/01/2014 at 2:27pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Intimacy
by fatty magoo / 07/29/2014 at 2:20pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
Today, I went on a date with an extremely cute girl. About 30 minutes in, she excused herself to the restroom. I waited for about 20 minutes, then I got up and left. About 10 minutes later, she called asking where I was. FML
by Kewl_Kat / 07/24/2014 at 7:24pm / United States (Vermont) / Love
Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML
by stupid older sister / 07/24/2014 at 5:54pm / United States (Illinois) / Geek
by d4rkxf0x / 07/22/2014 at 11:54am / United States (Texas) / Geek
by anonymous / 07/19/2014 at 12:43am / United States (Florida) / Love
by guriak / 07/13/2014 at 9:16pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by NoSexForMe / 07/13/2014 at 3:46am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my boss delivered some flowers and a sympathy card signed by everyone in the office to my cubicle. The card said, "Sorry your mom died". My mom isn't dead. I don't know where they got the idea from and no one believes me. They said that denial is part of grieving. FML
by ninnang / 07/09/2014 at 5:37pm / United States (Hawaii) / Work