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Today, my mother requested that I return the $500 she had previously given me to help me pay for college. Her reasoning? "You work three jobs, you can afford it." I work three jobs because she decided buying herself a car was more important than my schooling. FML
by theaaxis / 11/26/2014 at 4:43pm / United States / Money
by spreadburger / 11/20/2014 at 7:29pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by MissAggravared / 11/19/2014 at 3:27am / United States (Idaho) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/14/2014 at 7:11pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/14/2014 at 5:36pm / United Kingdom / Love
by johnnycomehelpme / 11/13/2014 at 7:59pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by honey, no boo-boo / 11/12/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/11/2014 at 10:37am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML
by jennabee97 / 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
by Anonymous / 11/05/2014 at 2:52pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by anonymous / 11/04/2014 at 7:03am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by limegreengiraffe / 11/01/2014 at 10:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my son asked for my help with a personal matter. I was flattered that he trusted me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turned out he wanted to use my locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheated on her. FML
by Bob H. / 10/26/2014 at 9:54am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML
by iskiel / 10/26/2014 at 1:53am / Australia (Victoria) / Work