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by professorsdaughter / 06/19/2014 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Love
by guest / 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by hoopfrog / 06/18/2014 at 9:26am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by IneedMaury / 06/16/2014 at 11:30am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/15/2014 at 3:22pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/13/2014 at 5:27am / United States (California) / Love
by MiserableMan / 06/10/2014 at 12:02am / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Love
Today, my university considered it an "embarrassment" that I was going to be the first and only person to graduate from my engineering course, so they gave free passes to two guys who hadn't finished their thesis yet. They were congratulated in the newspaper; I wasn't. FML
by jlmed / 06/02/2014 at 7:10pm / Colombia (Valle del Cauca) / Miscellaneous
by not paid enough / 06/01/2014 at 5:03pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML
by Anonymous / 06/01/2014 at 12:36pm / Germany (Bayern) / Kids
by damn it rose / 05/31/2014 at 9:40am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Love
Today, I finally decided to get my five-year-old son a rabbit, so I explained to him how to take care of it. When I'd finished listing all the things he'd have to do, he replied, "That's too complicated... Couldn't we just eat it instead?" FML
by Anonyme / 05/16/2014 at 3:55am / Canada (Quebec) / Animals
Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML
by GimmeLaCoffee / 05/15/2014 at 9:03am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy