About DonULFonso : The first 40 years of growing up were the hardest - since then it's a bit easier ;) ...
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
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On 05/09/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML
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On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that is for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago are inside. After they left, the "for rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
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On 04/25/2013 at 11:01pm - love - by nodullmoment (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML
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On 04/24/2013 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was fired on my second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy". FML
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On 04/24/2013 at 12:55am - work - by anonymous (man) - Germany
Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML
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On 04/23/2013 at 7:22pm - love - by BestBF - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work doubles almost every day. It wasn't because she knew I needed the extra money; she was hoping that my boyfriend would break up with me because I'm never home, and date her instead. It worked. FML
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On 04/23/2013 at 4:17am - love - by mybossisanass (woman) - United States
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
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On 04/22/2013 at 7:37pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, after a few weeks of my friends pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend, I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes, peanut butter, and it appears that my boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML
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On 04/22/2013 at 2:58am - love - by Stupid (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML
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On 04/21/2013 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML
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On 04/20/2013 at 9:43am - misc - by dentedmercedes - United States (Michigan)
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
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On 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by wow (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)
Today, I found out that Yale had actually accepted me seventeen years ago. My mother apparently burned my acceptance package and letters because she didn't want me to upstage her UChicago degree. FML
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On 04/15/2013 at 3:37am - misc - by OPhere (man) - United States (California)
Today, I told my dad I'm pregnant. His response? "It's only a phase, you'll get over it." FML
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On 04/15/2013 at 2:04am - intimacy - by twinArmageddon2 - United States (California)
Today, my mom broke the news that my dad secretly got married two months ago, to a woman he has been dating for 15 years, and that my parents have actually been divorced for 12 years. They just lied about it this whole time. FML
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On 04/12/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by too young for this (woman) - United States
Monday 17 June 2013
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