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by hannieannie / 02/09/2016 at 4:51pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
Today, it's been five days since I started my new job in a new town, just signed a lease on my new apartment too. Now I find out the company's closing down, and since I'm still on probation, I'm told I'm not entitled to any kind of severance. FML
by Anonymous / 02/06/2016 at 1:28am / United States (Utah) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 9:16pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML
by Alex / 02/05/2016 at 5:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 4:55am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, after being told numerous times how sexist the East Coast is, I went ahead with my East Coast grad school architecture interview. The first thing out of the interviewer's mouth was, "Are you sure you don't want to do interior architecture?" FML
by LL / 02/04/2016 at 9:13am / United States (Washington) / Work
by :x / 02/03/2016 at 10:40am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Xandriajoy10 / 01/30/2016 at 10:44pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I got let go from my job, because my personal cell phone doesn't always have signal, so I missed an important call from work. My contract specifically said I'd get a work phone, which never happened. FML
by Anonymous / 01/29/2016 at 10:54am / United States (California) / Work
Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML
by sweetie808 / 01/28/2016 at 3:39am / United States (Hawaii) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 9:44pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 12:11pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by Anon / 01/26/2016 at 6:40am / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames) / Work
by 99jellybean / 01/25/2016 at 10:02pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous