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Today, the 3 girls who have continuously bullied me for the past 3 years gave a class presentation on why bullying is so terrible. Judging from our teacher's comments, they're going to get top marks. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2015 at 9:47pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, my little sister thought it would be funny to send my girlfriend a text saying I cheated on her and wanted to break up. Her response was "lol whatever I've been fucking Steve for like a month anyway". Steve is my brother, and he won't admit or deny it. FML
by Anonymous / 10/02/2015 at 6:22am / Australia / Love
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
by lovedoesnotexist / 09/24/2015 at 7:52am / Belgium / Love
by wandering_soul / 09/23/2015 at 2:44pm / United States / Work
Today, my boss told me I have to start work 4 hours early tomorrow, because that my coworker, who happens to be his son, will not be coming in because he's "too tired". I work 10 hours a day, 6 days a week without complaining. His son works two 4-hour shifts a week. FML
by nepotwatism @ its finest / 09/23/2015 at 11:05am / Sweden (Hallands Lan) / Work
by kukumber / 09/15/2015 at 10:11pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 03/30/2015 at 6:30am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by sexisntfun / 03/29/2015 at 10:13pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by BrokeAndSad / 03/29/2015 at 9:09pm / United States (Ohio) / Money
by Haggis300 / 03/28/2015 at 7:44pm / Australia / Work
Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML
by Anonymous / 03/28/2015 at 12:39am / United States (Alabama) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/27/2015 at 4:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/26/2015 at 6:16am / Love
Today, I got fired for having a visible tattoo on my neck. The tattoo in question is a scar from a surgery I had 2 months ago. The same one paid for by my employer's insurance and missed 2 weeks of work for. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2015 at 8:23am / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, it's been three months since my sister broke her car, meaning she couldn't get to work, and I've giving her money every month so she could buy food and so on. I just found out that her workplace is less than 200 metres from where she lives. FML
by Julie / 03/25/2015 at 1:42am / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Love