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Today, some of my coworkers have complained that I don't do my share of the work, though they can't specify exactly what I'm not getting done. Apparently, being too efficient and finishing first means I mustn't have done anything at all. The supervisor sided with them. FML
by 2fast4U / 03/21/2016 at 6:00am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
by Thanksmom / 03/18/2016 at 2:23am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by tango-c / 03/17/2016 at 3:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
by fucktelstra / 03/17/2016 at 7:42am / Australia (South Australia) / Work
Today, my 2-year-old daughter started showing signs of understanding the potty training concept. She announced to my mother-in-law that she needed to go potty, only to be flatly told, "No, you don't." So she crapped herself. Now it's going to take forever to train her. FML
by Disgruntled / 03/16/2016 at 8:01am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, I had a doctor's appointment. I arrived early so I could check in with the receptionists about this weird communication mixup that's caused me to miss my last two appointments. Despite what my appointment card said, I arrived to find the office closed. FML
by in pain and tardy / 03/11/2016 at 6:00pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, my boyfriend told me on the phone that he thought we were too poor for value-pack bacon. When I got home, I found he had gone to work leaving two lights and the TV on, and that the shower was running. He said, "Turning things on and off takes too much time! Who cares about money?" FML
by bridget1989 / 03/11/2016 at 5:03am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Money
Today, my alarm clock, which was set to play a certain radio station didn't go off. Turns out, yesterday was their 10th anniversary and also the end of their station. I didn't wake up to the white noise until 9. The interview I had spent 3 months preparing for was at 7. FML
by pohoon / 03/09/2016 at 2:40pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/07/2016 at 2:00pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my slacker co-worker accused me of stealing because I got more hours than him. I was called into the manager's office and interrogated. They believed him, and sent me home for the day. I guess it pays off being the boss's kid. FML
by Anonymous / 03/06/2016 at 1:49pm / United States (California) / Work
by iSamsung / 03/06/2016 at 9:00am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I made 2 beautifully decorated cakes for Mother's Day. One was for my mother in law and the other for my mum. I came down to pack my mum's and found they had both been half eaten. My brother in law decided he wanted to try a bit of both to decide which was better. FML
by mancuneanway / 03/06/2016 at 8:11am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/05/2016 at 12:57am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML
by Never Been Arrested / 03/01/2016 at 4:44pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by thesixth / 03/01/2016 at 2:07pm / Kenya / Miscellaneous
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