About DonULFonso : The first 40 years of growing up were the hardest - since then it's a bit easier ;) ...
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DonULFonso's favorite FMLs
by brokenhearted / 01/19/2016 at 9:59am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Love
by FML / 01/19/2016 at 1:41am / United States / Love
by joco4 / 01/15/2016 at 1:00pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/14/2016 at 7:51am / Australia / Intimacy
by ShouldveStayedAVirgin / 01/13/2016 at 1:30pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by TabbyCat87 / 01/12/2016 at 7:16pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by familypet / 01/08/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
by Anonymous / 01/08/2016 at 1:23pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/08/2016 at 12:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML
by Bottom feeder / 01/07/2016 at 10:41pm / Hong Kong / Work
by Xandriajoy10 / 01/04/2016 at 12:21am / Australia / Kids
Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML
by Anonymous / 01/03/2016 at 9:01am / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Miscellaneous
Today, I visited my boyfriend's uncle's house for a party. His 8 year old cousin started asking if I like penis, so my reaction was to laugh, spitting my drink on her and her new dress. She can't pronounce peanuts, and I can't visit anymore. FML
by me / 01/02/2016 at 3:25am / United States (Louisiana) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/31/2015 at 1:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous