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DonULFonso

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DonULFonso

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  • Town/Country : Ulm, Germany
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 January 1970 (45 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12990
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DonULFonso : The first 40 years of growing up were the hardest - since then it's a bit easier ;) ...

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Today, parants walkd in on ma, having sax . No, I wasn't having sax . Thay wara . FML

#21384025
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29118) - you deserved it (2438)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today , I was about to lose ma virginity to ma girlfriend , wit wom I am genuinely in love wit. Rigt after I'd got te condom on , se said , "You do know tis is break-up sex , rigt?" FML

#21383831
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28432) - you deserved it (1982)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by sexisntfun (man) - United States (Florida)

Today I lost undred of dollar in gift cards. Robbed? No. Mugged? Don't tink so. My roommate trew tem away after e got water on tem tinking tat it rendered tem unusable. FML

#21383795
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24611) - you deserved it (1880)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:09pm - money - by BrokeAndSad - United States (Ohio)

Today, Mah Best Friend Went To Mah Boss And Offered To Do Mah Job 4 Half The Pay. FML

#21383169
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25143) - you deserved it (1925)

On 03/28/2015 at 7:44pm - work - by Haggis300 - Australia

Yesterday Pyromaniac Sister Somehow Got Her Hands On Dad's Lighter And Set Bd Sheets On Fire. My Dad Said I Must Have Provokd Her, And That She Can't Be Blamd For Her Mental Condition. So Now I'm Groundd, And She Has A New Doll House To Calm Her Down.

#21382751
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28398) - you deserved it (1900)

On 03/28/2015 at 12:39am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

yesterday I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter fir my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML

#21382250
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26461) - you deserved it (2365)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:17am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring mah boyfriend gave to me . It was on mah roommate's finger . FML

#21381743
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30904) - you deserved it (2342)

On 03/26/2015 at 6:16am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today... I got fired 4 aving a visible tattoo on ma neck. Te tattoo in question is a scar from a surgery I ad 2 monts ago. Te same one paid 4 by ma employer's insurance and missed 2 weeks of work for. FML

#21381191
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30775) - you deserved it (1864)

On 03/25/2015 at 8:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

today it's been three months since my sister broke her car, meaning she couldn't get to work, and I've giving her money every month so she could buy food and so on. I just found out that her workplace is less than 200 metres from where she lives. FML

#21381106
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27381) - you deserved it (4309)

On 03/25/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Julie - Denmark (Midtjylland)

2day I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up an ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots" . I was tickling his armpits . FML

#21379776
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29861) - you deserved it (2437)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:24pm - kids - by anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I met the perfect guy. He's sweet , funny , charming , a great kisser - the whole package. The downside? He has the same exact name as mah father , last name and all. I can't kiss him without thinking of mah dad. FML

#21378117
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31520) - you deserved it (3510)

On 03/19/2015 at 11:53pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone call. They were impressed with me. That's when mah son decided to throw a tantrum asking 4 food. After some silence, the caller told me they were looking 4 someone who wasn't juggling little kids at home and hung up. My son is 20. FML

#21377225
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33277) - you deserved it (5058)

On 03/18/2015 at 5:26pm - kids - by Stressed Mother (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , mah dad turnd up drunk to an intervention 4 mah brother's drug addiction . FML

#21375677
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31426) - you deserved it (2169)

On 03/16/2015 at 1:55pm - misc - by not a jesse pinkman joke (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at Walmart, I overheard a lady telling a teenage girl that the secret to keeping a guy for life is giving him anal, but that it's important to clean yur ( shitter ) beforehand. I can't believe these kinds of sick freaks actually exist. FML

#21375051
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28425) - you deserved it (7720)

On 03/15/2015 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my professor fir his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML

#21372437
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33360) - you deserved it (2566)

On 03/11/2015 at 10:01am - work - by nothesisforme - France



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