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  • Number of visits : 1448
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Domonator : Raging maniac and concerned citizen.

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Domonator's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my older brother put tanning lotion in the lotion I use to masturbate with. Now I have orange palms and an orange penis which won't go away for weeks. FML

#13278835
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17313) - you deserved it (41156)

On 10/01/2010 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by caughtorangehanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31042) - you deserved it (28067)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

#12849732
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36823) - you deserved it (3845)

On 09/01/2010 at 2:16am - intimacy - by Jill Shanks - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

#12849732
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36823) - you deserved it (3845)

On 09/01/2010 at 2:16am - intimacy - by Jill Shanks - United States

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

#12768681
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40340) - you deserved it (4398)

On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

#8748145
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25762) - you deserved it (3439)

On 03/01/2010 at 2:09pm - kids - by moneyman22 - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

#8541185
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23498) - you deserved it (2826)

On 02/22/2010 at 12:44am - health - by Username - United States

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

#8434692
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30134) - you deserved it (2088)

On 02/19/2010 at 2:38am - animals - by somuchforthat (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML

#869023
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16020) - you deserved it (90162)

On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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