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Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML

#17406702
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29693) - you deserved it (2293)

On 08/08/2011 at 12:03pm - work - by allinicolesmh - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML

#17406158
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28137) - you deserved it (3909)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

#17406072
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22520) - you deserved it (3531)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

#17404352
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26557) - you deserved it (2293)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:10am - misc - by noooo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

#17404140
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32386) - you deserved it (4757)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

#17403916
186 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by ApparentDrugAddict (woman) - United States

Today, I was working in costume at a recreation of a Confederation-era town. I had to convince a visitor that it's not, in fact, an Amish village, and we do actually leave after five. FML

#17402357
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20079) - you deserved it (2442)

On 08/08/2011 at 12:07am - work - by a-mishunderstanding -

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

#17400862
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26915) - you deserved it (2489)

On 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by Paul - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML

#17399752
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23438) - you deserved it (4564)

On 08/07/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Polmkk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26025) - you deserved it (14710)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

#17398167
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36327) - you deserved it (4424)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:43pm - intimacy - by Eddie (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML

#17398153
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21476) - you deserved it (12661)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:41pm - misc - by swmmr (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML

#17395246
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26336) - you deserved it (5293)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:52am - kids - by myheart75 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML

#17394745
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21700) - you deserved it (3016)

On 08/07/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by fugachumi - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML

#17392866
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39049) - you deserved it (3934)

On 08/07/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by Taylor D - United States (Virginia)



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