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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 December 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 371
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML

#19781202
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27925) - you deserved it (3537)

On 06/13/2012 at 8:47am - money - by fuzzle003 (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise. I stood up, took a moment to soak up some sunlight, and then spent the next hour too scared to go make my morning coffee, after my mother loudly moaned, "Ah yeah, give it to me, Woody!" from down the hall. FML

#19721854
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27603) - you deserved it (2193)

On 06/02/2012 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by huh (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

#19645294
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20824) - you deserved it (3917)

On 05/19/2012 at 4:03am - work - by themcdave - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

#19586113
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29204) - you deserved it (4676)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I had to convince my 28-year-old boyfriend to take down his booger wall. FML

#19584469
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19234) - you deserved it (4694)

On 05/06/2012 at 10:03pm - misc - by fock (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML

#19583870
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39567) - you deserved it (4209)

On 05/06/2012 at 8:13pm - intimacy - by madseason (man) - United States

Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML

#19575026
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24340) - you deserved it (1788)

On 05/04/2012 at 10:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I went for a job interview for a building position at a retail store. They saw on my application that I was good at math. They asked me what the circumference of a circle is. Being nervous during the interview, I accidentally said the area of a circle. I didn't get the job. FML

#19567583
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18316) - you deserved it (6391)

On 05/03/2012 at 8:16am - work - by mathguy (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I called my mum, crying because of my low self-esteem. She interrupted my sobs by saying, "Can I hang up now? The phone's getting hot." FML

#19567483
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19871) - you deserved it (5272)

On 05/03/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

#19275580
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26052) - you deserved it (12701)

On 03/14/2012 at 1:18am - love - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML

#19195188
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24708) - you deserved it (2085)

On 03/01/2012 at 11:17am - health - by cmoney6452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML

#8433301
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22170) - you deserved it (3709)

On 02/19/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by kaitlin - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML

#8205251
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17977) - you deserved it (7204)

On 02/13/2010 at 12:32pm - kids - by ositsranielle - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML

#3648052
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24753) - you deserved it (65717)

On 07/10/2009 at 7:18pm - love - by failhusband (man) - United States (Utah)



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