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DommeAshlee
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 May 1982 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 101
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DommeAshlee : I'm thirty. I live in Atlanta Georgia. And i have the best job ever. I'm sure you can guess by my profile pic just what that is. ;)

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Today, I found out that Yale had actually accepted me seventeen years ago. My mother apparently burned my acceptance package and letters because she didn't want me to upstage her UChicago degree. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86259) - you deserved it (3209)

On 04/15/2013 at 3:37am - misc - by OPhere (man) - United States (California)

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Today, I woke up to my cat giving birth, on my bed. I adopted her from a friend, who told me she was spayed. Now I have a giant mess and a cat who won't let me move either her or her babies. Guess I'm sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

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On 03/21/2013 at 2:42pm - animals - by DommeAshlee - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

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Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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On 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm - misc - by anon - United States (Ohio)



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