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Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML
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On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)
Today, I spilled hot coffee all over this man at work. I tried apologizing and saying it was an accident, but he then complained, which resulted in me being unemployed. The man I spilled coffee on was my uncle. FML
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On 09/25/2011 at 9:57pm - work - by Chan - United States (Virginia)
Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML
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On 09/24/2011 at 2:21am - work - by Cashier (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was photoshopped. FML
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On 09/24/2011 at 1:20am - love - by astocks - United States (New York)
Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML
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On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
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On 09/23/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by jccwell - United States
Today, I was introducing my American cousin to the peaceful English village I live in. Just as I was reassuring her that the people were very friendly and welcoming, a car drove past and pelted us with eggs. FML
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On 09/23/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by egghead - United Kingdom
Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML
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On 09/23/2011 at 2:22am - love - by drastech99 - United States (California)
Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States
Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As I turned around, the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats, and after a while, I got hit a second time. He was wrong again. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 3:09am - misc - by fthislyfe (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Qwerty - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 3:32am - health - by disgustedgf - United States
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 1:35am - misc - by veebenjoo - United States (New Mexico)
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