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DomesticAngel
  • Town/Country : New York, U.S
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 August 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 1497
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About DomesticAngel : Nothing much to say about me. I'm 15, I love pizza, writing, and Harry Potter, and I like to creep on people's profiles who creep on me :) Don't be shy to inbox, but, it'll take a while before I reply!

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Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

#18030878
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28091) - you deserved it (5573)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)

Today, I spilled hot coffee all over this man at work. I tried apologizing and saying it was an accident, but he then complained, which resulted in me being unemployed. The man I spilled coffee on was my uncle. FML

#17834355
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27651) - you deserved it (2463)

On 09/25/2011 at 9:57pm - work - by Chan - United States (Virginia)

Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML

#17818290
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19143) - you deserved it (2340)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:21am - work - by Cashier (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was photoshopped. FML

#17817952
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24051) - you deserved it (2424)

On 09/24/2011 at 1:20am - love - by astocks - United States (New York)

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

#17814910
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23609) - you deserved it (3372)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

#17813081
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19803) - you deserved it (1788)

On 09/23/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by jccwell - United States

Today, I was introducing my American cousin to the peaceful English village I live in. Just as I was reassuring her that the people were very friendly and welcoming, a car drove past and pelted us with eggs. FML

#17811386
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19483) - you deserved it (2419)

On 09/23/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by egghead - United Kingdom

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

#17810986
269 comments

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On 09/23/2011 at 2:22am - love - by drastech99 - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML

#17162129
471 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States

Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As I turned around, the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats, and after a while, I got hit a second time. He was wrong again. FML

#17159323
89 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 3:09am - misc - by fthislyfe (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

#16900217
160 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

#16896925
159 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Qwerty - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
181 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML

#16893359
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40479) - you deserved it (7830)

On 06/28/2011 at 3:32am - health - by disgustedgf - United States

Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML

#16891673
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25907) - you deserved it (3014)

On 06/28/2011 at 1:35am - misc - by veebenjoo - United States (New Mexico)



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