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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2961
  • Number of comments : 221
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About DomDomxoxo : I'm kind of weird. But I'd rather be weird than being normal.

I love animals (only the ones with fur and 4 paws). I hate when people say "should of" instead of "should have"!

If I ever comment in a bitchy tone, please forgive me... I'm probably PMSing or someone just woke me up.

By the way: I am not duckfacing in my picture. My face is curved in a weird way.

Toodles (:

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DomDomxoxo's favorite FMLs

Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML

#19748828
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5890) - you deserved it (31353)

On 06/07/2012 at 8:10am - health - by Darwin_Award_Winner (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML

#19739055
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10991) - you deserved it (16938)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:42pm - misc - by higgles15 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

#19732110
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21492) - you deserved it (2326)

On 06/04/2012 at 11:02am - misc - by unacceptable (woman) - Australia

Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML

#19725175
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22198) - you deserved it (4327)

On 06/03/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by ilovezim29 - United States (California)

Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML

#19704812
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22381) - you deserved it (2465)

On 05/30/2012 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Vale of Glamorgan, The)

Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML

#19692840
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20710) - you deserved it (7757)

On 05/28/2012 at 9:55am - money - by dammit33 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML

#19687214
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21668) - you deserved it (2282)

On 05/27/2012 at 4:00am - misc - by cloudberry - United States (New York)

Today, my grandmother was driving me to the mall. Suddenly, she stopped in the middle of the road. When I asked her what exactly she was doing, she said, "Oh, am I driving?" FML

#19685712
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25820) - you deserved it (1835)

On 05/26/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by anonymus - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the fake me got more birthday greetings than the real me. FML

#19682263
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9178) - you deserved it (23508)

On 05/26/2012 at 5:17am - love - by TheL1nds - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I finally told my roommate, who doesn't pay rent, to go get a job. He left, came back, and immediately went to my refrigerator to eat. I asked him about his job and what his pay is. Apparently, putting together a bike for a kid is a job. FML

#19671365
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17160) - you deserved it (2341)

On 05/24/2012 at 3:41am - money - by hunterjumper1212 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

#19649940
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23616) - you deserved it (2178)

On 05/20/2012 at 1:19am - misc - by slayerdeath - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

#19608230
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30029) - you deserved it (9454)

On 05/11/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by 504-A1 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

#19598679
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27590) - you deserved it (2924)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML

#19578544
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17398) - you deserved it (29775)

On 05/05/2012 at 7:07pm - animals - by doggone - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML

#19412474
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8773) - you deserved it (25450)

On 04/05/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by darkestbarbie - United States (Georgia)



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