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About Doitagain94 : I like the occasional Gang Bang Porno Flicks, Exchanging nudie pics with naked singles, and pleasuring myself to High School Musical 3.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML
Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML
Friday 21 November 2014