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About Doitagain94 : I like the occasional Gang Bang Porno Flicks, Exchanging nudie pics with naked singles, and pleasuring myself to High School Musical 3.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML
Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML
Monday 1 September 2014