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I agree, their lives suck

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Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

#217290
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18662) - you deserved it (101228)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:33pm - health - by ubbernoob (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

#150078
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14214) - you deserved it (39544)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by beachbum (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML

#111850
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53596) - you deserved it (2298)

On 02/23/2009 at 3:08am - misc - by Jessie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML

#35996
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35661) - you deserved it (5417)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:42am - animals - by abi_vet_student (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, and for the last 8 months my upstairs neighbours have been making a tremendous noise. I finally decided to go up to complain: "The amount of noise you make is unbelievable ! It sounds like you're driving tractors up here!". The woman replies: "My husband is paraplegic..." FML

#654
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10467) - you deserved it (5332)

On 01/01/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Jared - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

#305
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16827) - you deserved it (8991)

On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version



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