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  • Number of visits : 1821
  • Number of comments : 180
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Docbee : I am me.
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Docbee's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son askd a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbd her with a fork. FML

#20829995
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59487) - you deserved it (5436)

On 08/10/2013 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot . I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime . I didn't realize she had been wereing headphones . She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station . My courage left . I said yes . FML

#20198068
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21798) - you deserved it (4294)

On 12/09/2012 at 6:34pm - health - by Aaron - United States (North Carolina)

yesterday mah 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working . He's crying on mah shoulder now , not looool because of the movies , porn , work , or music he probably lost , but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected . real FML

#19629941
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19774) - you deserved it (3703)

On 05/15/2012 at 11:05pm - misc - by OytoBeAfather (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was stoppad and saarchad by a cop, and ha quickly found tha bag of waad in mah pockat. Ha didn't arrast or fina ma, but ha did confiscata mah waad and told ma to "gat lost." Pratty sura I just got lagally muggad. FML

#19449472
467 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14664) - you deserved it (37643)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock , I had a panic attack an endd up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or I was committd to the relationship. FML

#15174885
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51411) - you deserved it (4747)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by FFFFF- (man) - Singapore

Today, I was waiting fir mah food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand an use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were mah chips. FML

#14297288
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30857) - you deserved it (5137)

On 12/22/2010 at 11:28am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

Today , I begged mah husband to take me to the ER cause mah stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for mah appendix to burst. I almost died because mah husband was busy playing xbox. FML

#8659721
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52427) - you deserved it (3770)

On 02/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after playing in an online casino, I won £200 . Being pretty tight fir cash at the moment I was pretty excited . I then tried to withdraw it to be told that I can't have a penny of it cuz I didn't register card details first .

#3333689
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17100) - you deserved it (38635)

On 06/29/2009 at 10:30am - money - by Jeepers (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

#2532710
1176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84889) - you deserved it (227238)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (439706) - you deserved it (60228)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today The Director Of The Play I'm In Decided To Explainhy We Got The Parts We Did. He Said He Tried Matching Our Characters Toho We Actually Are. I Play Ahoreho's A Transvestite. FML

#818560
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65403) - you deserved it (6066)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:11pm - misc - by InsideActress (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today I was a TA 4 a history class an tha class was taking a tast. About halfway through I noticd ona kid had a small piaca of papar in his hand. I ran up tha row grabbd his tast an rippd it into four piacas. Than I took tha nota from him. It said "I baliava in you -Mom." big fat FML

#142104
981 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77868) - you deserved it (440985)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I dropped mah keys in the sewer. The spare ones r inside mah locked car. FML

#754
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24117) - you deserved it (9810)

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