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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1033
  • Number of comments : 284
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Dixbfloppin : "I am The Destroyer. I destroy things."

-The Destroyer

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Today, I received a "get well soon" card in the mail, which I found just a little odd, since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later, I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML

#19981576
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25267) - you deserved it (2074)

On 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I received a "get well soon" card in the mail, which I found just a little odd, since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later, I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML

#19981576
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25267) - you deserved it (2074)

On 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I aproached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

#19913631
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7370) - you deserved it (31612)

On 07/09/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42122) - you deserved it (9147)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37448) - you deserved it (5601)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17696) - you deserved it (36478)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
928 comments

I agree, your life sucks (351533) - you deserved it (38737)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22160) - you deserved it (3055)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29181) - you deserved it (69931)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -



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