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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1220
  • Number of comments : 284
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Dixbfloppin : "I am The Destroyer. I destroy things."

-The Destroyer

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TODAY, WE GOT NEW SEATS IN CLASS TODAY!! THE GUY PLACED NEXT TO ME, TURNED, LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE, AND SAID, ( THE BALLS ARE THE WARMEST PLACE ON THE BODY ) WHILE HIS HANDS WERE IN HIS PANTS!! I'M STUCK NEXT TO HIM 4 THE REST OF THE SEMESTER!! MEGA FML

#20140711
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22015) - you deserved it (1609)

On 10/30/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift!! Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up!! I brought it home, plugged it in, andhen she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smrk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

Today, at the age of 57, mah dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder!! FML

#20120590
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23365) - you deserved it (3937) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/17/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous - France (Bretagne)

Today, I wanted to surprise mah long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight tohere I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

#20103950
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33227) - you deserved it (3647)

On 10/06/2012 at 6:04am - love - by Jex (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, mah dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for mah mom to bail us out of jail. mega FML

#20092583
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20410) - you deserved it (7582)

On 09/28/2012 at 6:21pm - misc - by GEE, THANKS DAD (woman) - United States

Today, I was called into mah 17-year-old son's high school. Why? Because it was Wednesday, also known as "Hump Day" and his friends managed to convince him that your supposed to go around and hump people. FML

#20079735
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21863) - you deserved it (2543)

On 09/19/2012 at 7:33pm - kids - by Judy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , a stranger calld me , saying I look ot in te bra I was wearing. Wen I ung up , tinking it was a joke , I opend te back door , an saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

#20079219
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30243) - you deserved it (1968)

On 09/19/2012 at 1:02pm - misc - by jitiizer (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

2day a creepy grl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house 4 a family dinner. She replied looool "No your not. I can see u right now." FML

#20069063
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32613) - you deserved it (3745)

On 09/12/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday I Turnd On The TV Just In Time To See My Picture On The News. I Have No Idea What They Said About Me. FML

#20043967
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31077) - you deserved it (2606)

On 08/27/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by masterman - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with yur boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make u get dressed, and demand what u have to say 4 yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. big fat FML

#20022504
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16875) - you deserved it (34814)

On 08/15/2012 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by shelby124 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday . To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner . She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "happy birthday" on her Facebook wall . FML

#20009566
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34678) - you deserved it (3752)

On 08/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today , my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML

#19990567
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27922) - you deserved it (4349)

On 07/29/2012 at 9:34am - intimacy - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I began to daydream about going on a diet and loosing some wieght. As I did so, I unknowingly reachd 4 a giant bag of chips and ate thehole thing. Now, I have stoppd daydreaming and am sitting alone and depressd. And I'm all out of chips. FML

#19990099
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9668) - you deserved it (24853)

On 07/29/2012 at 1:12am - misc - by daydreamer (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my iPhone got back from being fixd. When I opend the box there was a note attachd to my phone that said, ( All you had to do was turn it on. ) FML

#19986553
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5917) - you deserved it (37366)

On 07/27/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by ryanharp2 - United States (Arkansas)

Today... I walked into mah upstairs bathroom to fine mah mom's new boyfriend eating soup... naked on the toilet. In shock... I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs... backwards... and hit mah head on wall... leaving a dent looool in it. FML

#19984594
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25772) - you deserved it (1989)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Lilragu97 - United States (New Hampshire)



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