DividableByZero

Search for a member

Offline (the 11/16/2014 at 5:42am)

DividableByZero

4Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 August 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1086
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DividableByZero : Hello there! My name is Max, but people call me Maxwell. I throw javelin, slackline, disc golf, and row. I am an optimist and am always looking to meet new people.

DividableByZero's page activity

Visits<b>saucybugger101</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 5:48am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 8:16am<b>MiLM</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 1:53pm<b>WarrickAvenue</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 7:17pm<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 12:17pm<b>hi1234567891234</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 4:29am<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 9:40pm<b>hfudge</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 7:23pm<b>codyflanders2008</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 8:53pm<b>Artemishuntress</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 10:52pm<b>natalea_rae</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 5:23pm<b>EmoKami</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 9:51pm<b>bobcats__3</b> - the 08/02/2014 at 10:25pm<b>itis409</b> - the 04/28/2014 at 3:40am<b>roberto12749</b> - the 04/07/2014 at 7:57pm<b>count_me_out</b> - the 04/07/2014 at 7:02am<b>IM_JOSHUA</b> - the 01/14/2014 at 4:24pm<b>XxWolfQueen</b> - the 01/04/2014 at 3:09am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 2:16pm<b>MiLM</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 7:53pm<b>WarrickAvenue</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 1:17am<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 6:17pm

DividableByZero's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of DividableByZero's badges

DividableByZero's favorite FMLs

Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML

by sunil / 06/13/2014 at 6:53pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

by ANON / 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML

by Anonymous / 08/13/2013 at 4:49am / Kids

Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

by Anonymous / 08/11/2013 at 2:11pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health

Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML

by Anonymous / 08/10/2013 at 8:04pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids

Today, I was flirting with a cute bartender on my last day in Spain. It was going well until we somehow got onto the topic of how I was recently dumped by my boyfriend of 3 years via Facebook. He spent the next 5 minutes laughing and telling his coworkers how hilarious that was. FML

by selfesteemloss / 08/10/2013 at 7:41pm / Spain (Catalonia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to get my hair done. The hairdresser managed to catch my eyebrow piercing in his comb and almost rip it out. I now look like I have a gunshot wound on the upper right hand side of my face. I'm getting married in a matter of hours, and I still had to pay £100 for the hair cut. FML

by ouchbrow / 08/10/2013 at 5:55pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to get my hair done. The hairdresser managed to catch my eyebrow piercing in his comb and almost rip it out. I now look like I have a gunshot wound on the upper right hand side of my face. I'm getting married in a matter of hours, and I still had to pay £100 for the hair cut. FML

by ouchbrow / 08/10/2013 at 5:55pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, in the middle of examining me, my gynecologist suddenly took a sharp intake of breath and vomited on the floor. FML

by Anonymous / 08/08/2013 at 7:10am / Latvia (Jelgavas) / Health

Today, it was my first day at my new job. I had to break up two fistfights, then leave work early with a black eye. This is not what I had in mind when I applied to work at a retirement home. FML

by x_o / 08/04/2013 at 4:51pm / Hungary (Gyor-Moson-Sopron) / Work

Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML

by BlueB / 07/06/2013 at 11:42am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

by Anonymous / 07/01/2013 at 1:49pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, while working the register, a known mentally-unstable man approached me. He ended up telling me that the Statue of Liberty is sexist and a screw-up by Washington. When I told him that the French made it, he told me to shut up and complained to my manager. He knows me by name now. FML

by fubuggie / 06/14/2013 at 1:57am / United States (Vermont) / Work

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML

by nicholascageonyourface / 06/09/2013 at 1:13am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous

Today, my brother broke his mountain bike, so he stole mine, and managed to break it as well. Then he made some kind of franken-bike out of parts from both, and messed that one up too. FML

by jfc, how just how / 05/19/2013 at 3:56pm / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Miscellaneous