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Today, my 15-year-old brother got busted for selling pills at school. The officer said they were reddish pink, so we searched the house for that kind of pill. Turns out it was my dog's medicine from over 4 years ago. FML


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On 04/25/2013 at 12:54am - kids - by kkt - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband laughed at me for farting in the bathtub; I lied by admitting to it. The fact is that I have enough back-fat to create suction against the bathtub. FML


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On 04/24/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML


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On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML


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On 03/05/2011 at 5:15am - misc - by anon (man) - United States (California)

Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML


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On 07/21/2009 at 2:53pm - misc - by NotSoClean (woman) - United States (Washington)

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