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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 November 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 276
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:51pm

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DirtyChai's favorite FMLs

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

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On 05/09/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by imustbegay - United States

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48840) - you deserved it (9602)

On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34360) - you deserved it (5884)

On 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Haley. - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

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On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML

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79 comments

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On 12/11/2009 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Tee (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

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On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)



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