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Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27810) - you deserved it (3998)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

#3426
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25694) - you deserved it (2643)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19609) - you deserved it (5653)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16628) - you deserved it (2260)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

#3193
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23122) - you deserved it (5374)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by j4y - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm. FML

#3178
27 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by im_a_mocker - United States (New York)

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

#3084
84 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my grandmother who has Alzheimer's and can't usually remember my name, had a sudden moment of clarity and asked me why I'm still not married yet. FML

#3070
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20773) - you deserved it (1478)

On 01/28/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by calikola - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML

#3014
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6901) - you deserved it (13485)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:15am - misc - by bedrockmike - United States (Maryland)

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

#2831
48 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

#2562
61 comments

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On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML

#2478
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20102) - you deserved it (7369)

On 01/24/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by thatsjustgreat - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I figured out that my baby-powder container can be closed by twisting the cap. I just got back from a long trip. My suitcase used to be black. FML

#2463
23 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by yacoob - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

#2379
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18837) - you deserved it (1760)

On 01/23/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by raybandy - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML

#2319
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14372) - you deserved it (1567)

On 01/23/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by blahmina - United States (California)



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