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Dimaranien's favorite FMLs

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

By analinguist - / Saturday 20 February 2010 19:04 / United States

Today, while on my graveyard shift at an inner-city backpackers lodge, a drunk pissed in a dorm at 4am. I had to clean up after him, wash all the luggage that got dowsed, clean up 2 separate piles of puke, and help 3 drunken Brits back to their room while they abused me. I have a science degree. FML

By underachiever - / Saturday 20 February 2010 07:29 / Australia

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 20 February 2010 02:21 / Australia

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

By AwwChute - / Sunday 21 February 2010 01:53 / United States

Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

By makeuuuuup - / Sunday 21 February 2010 01:52 / Canada