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Today , I recievd my looool first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML

#8241571
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22288) - you deserved it (3374)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:24am - animals - by lex31 - United States

Today I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies hen we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to there bathroom brown water flowed out soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML

#7860912
103 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 10:18pm - misc - by UptoHERE (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , looool I was developing film at walmart. It startd to get a little warm , so I began taking off mah sweatshrt. This creepy old man approaches me , saying "You know , usually grls like u r paid to take their clothes off." fat FML

#7837856
119 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by hotandbothered (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WAS WALKING BY A POND WHEN I SAW A SMALL FROG. I DECIDD TO CATCH IT TO GET A CLOSE LOOK. AFTER I PICKD IT UP, I REALIZD THAT IT WAS NOT A FROG. IT WAS DOG SHIT SHAPD LIKE A FROG. MEGA FML

#7776158
103 comments

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On 02/01/2010 at 9:34am - animals - by adad - Sent from mobile version

Today... I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other grls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML

#7662711
66 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 12:10am - work - by ke (woman) - United States (Missouri)

today I witnessed drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance.. . complete with hip gyrations an ass slapping . FML

#7125944
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29831) - you deserved it (3338)

On 01/03/2010 at 1:06pm - misc - by ohdear (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep,hen an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in looool the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. fat FML

#7124695
40 comments

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On 01/03/2010 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , while on the treadmill , mah iPod fell an shot out underneath mah feet. I got off to get it , an when I tried to get back on , I slipped an fell on mah face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill an clapped when I finally got back on. FML

#7124600
66 comments

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On 01/03/2010 at 11:28am - health - by i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming (man) - United States (California)

Today I handd my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville fed my fish on Fishville and flip my burgers on Cafe World while I went on vacation 4 a week. big fat FML

#7122357
198 comments

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On 01/03/2010 at 7:00am - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet . Guess who was right . FML

#7117360
163 comments

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On 01/03/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WAS TRYING TO SEE HOW FAR I COULD GET AWAY FROM THE TOILETHILE PISSING. INSTEAD I TRIPPED OVER BACKWARDS AND PISSED ALL OVER FACE. REAL FML

#7101810
124 comments

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On 01/02/2010 at 8:41am - misc - by pissfaced (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML

#7096414
148 comments

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On 01/02/2010 at 1:17am - misc - by Laughluv (man) - United States (California)

Today... my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes... and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later... she pulled out looool a tooth and putted it under her pillow. I cummed in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML

#6281731
159 comments

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On 11/12/2009 at 11:19pm - kids - by snapped (woman) - United States (Virginia)

we had a lockdown in our school fir 2 hours cuz a man was sitting outside our school in his car with a gun in hand. I texted mah mom telling her wat was going on and that it's on the news. She responded saying ( I'll tape it ). FML

#5605398
96 comments

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On 10/02/2009 at 3:17pm - misc - by dannyboy1422 (man) - United States (Texas)

2day my mother's beloved cat died and looool we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I cummed home from work andhile walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML

#5594181
54 comments

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On 10/01/2009 at 9:43pm - animals - by catstew (man) - United States (Florida)



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