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Dilwann

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 August 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1424
  • Number of comments : 458
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

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Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48917) - you deserved it (7835)

On 07/25/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)



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