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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 August 1993 (21 years)
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.


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Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML


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