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Diesel_baby
  • Town/Country : Scio, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 May 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 224
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Diesel_baby : I studied Diesel at WyoTech in Laramie. I want to become a diesel tech.

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Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24285) - you deserved it (2896)

On 02/04/2013 at 4:15am - misc - by Stunned (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)



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