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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 791
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Diesel_baby : I studied Diesel at WyoTech in Laramie. I want to become a diesel tech.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31182) - you deserved it (3520)

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