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Today, my husband accidentally erased some pictures from our hard drive. No worries, nothing major: just everything from our wedding and the birth of our first child. FML


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On 04/17/2015 at 2:15pm - misc - by testom - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML


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On 04/07/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by maturity - Australia (New South Wales)

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