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About Dianaand_u_4evr : :) Helllo . My speical name is Diiana :) Dont fuck it up .
Am just a girl who likes reading about peoples suckish life and feeling better about my life :D I like being funny, cool, nice, artistic
I basically Like have fun- even if the fun includes Robbing banks, and not helping old people cross the roads and laughing at people wen they fall, Eating peoples food wen they arent looking , Dancing alone, Dancing in public , Laughing for no absoulte reason, not spelling absolute right.
Its not cool for artificial people to come on a site and say shit.
--Rasist, sexist,losers aren't allowed to talk to me
And Jerk-offs shouldn't even think about looking at me
People who don't like Swearing and who doesnt like the wat i talk :) can live with it. :]
Sry, if u consider me rude but Am just saying my opinion
_____YES, I know you think am probbly a hoe but am not - Am not a garden toool - Byeeeee
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
Friday 21 November 2014