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Dianaand_u_4evr
  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 October 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 713
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Dianaand_u_4evr : :) Helllo . My speical name is Diiana :) Dont fuck it up .
Am just a girl who likes reading about peoples suckish life and feeling better about my life :D I like being funny, cool, nice, artistic
I basically Like have fun- even if the fun includes Robbing banks, and not helping old people cross the roads and laughing at people wen they fall, Eating peoples food wen they arent looking , Dancing alone, Dancing in public , Laughing for no absoulte reason, not spelling absolute right.

Its not cool for artificial people to come on a site and say shit.
--Rasist, sexist,losers aren't allowed to talk to me
And Jerk-offs shouldn't even think about looking at me
People who don't like Swearing and who doesnt like the wat i talk :) can live with it. :]
Sry, if u consider me rude but Am just saying my opinion
_____YES, I know you think am probbly a hoe but am not - Am not a garden toool - Byeeeee

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Today, I went to my company's HR manager to ask what the procedure was to file a sexual harassment complaint since my boss exposed himself to me. His response was that the procedure is to "get over it." And he went back to reading. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34022) - you deserved it (2956)

On 10/18/2009 at 7:14am - intimacy - by dyingtinkerbell (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had a Biochemistry quiz. I studied all night but took a nap to get some rest because my quiz was in the morning. I woke up at 10 feeling very confident. My quiz was at 9. FML

#5841442
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On 10/15/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by sleepy (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML

#5168083
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26818) - you deserved it (6522)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

#2009053
707 comments

I agree, your life sucks (139742) - you deserved it (32558)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

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37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4833) - you deserved it (21120)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:00am - misc - by hypebeast - United States (New York)



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