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Dianaand_u_4evr
  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 October 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1074
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Dianaand_u_4evr : :) Helllo . My speical name is Diiana :) Dont fuck it up .
Am just a girl who likes reading about peoples suckish life and feeling better about my life :D I like being funny, cool, nice, artistic
I basically Like have fun- even if the fun includes Robbing banks, and not helping old people cross the roads and laughing at people wen they fall, Eating peoples food wen they arent looking , Dancing alone, Dancing in public , Laughing for no absoulte reason, not spelling absolute right.

Its not cool for artificial people to come on a site and say shit.
--Rasist, sexist,losers aren't allowed to talk to me
And Jerk-offs shouldn't even think about looking at me
People who don't like Swearing and who doesnt like the wat i talk :) can live with it. :]
Sry, if u consider me rude but Am just saying my opinion
_____YES, I know you think am probbly a hoe but am not - Am not a garden toool - Byeeeee

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Today, I am meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In so doing, I accidentally touched the iron to my neck, and now I have a burn there that closely resembles a hickey. FML

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152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24071) - you deserved it (3987)

On 02/04/2010 at 1:28pm - love - by Minabee (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML

#7586037
198 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 6:30am - love - by OTZ - Sent from mobile version

Today, I started work as the head engineer for a big civil engineering project. I met the rest of my team, in particular the environmental engineer who I'll need to get along with the most. As it turns out, I took her virginity when we were freshmen in college. She still thinks I'm an asshole. FML

#7565931
110 comments

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On 01/25/2010 at 8:32am - love - by CivE (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

#7103723
157 comments

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On 01/02/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by xxxzzzooo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille. FML

#7075240
108 comments

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On 01/01/2010 at 3:16am - misc - by thatsjustlovely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML

#6563904
98 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 2:14am - work - by makeitstop - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend "You're kidding, right?" FML

#6146707
143 comments

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On 11/04/2009 at 1:51am - love - by BlackCheetah101 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML

#6108981
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On 11/01/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by Oops (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

#6089895
60 comments

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On 10/31/2009 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by thornrose22 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day. FML

#6040415
42 comments

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On 10/28/2009 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by Moody (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

#5984372
54 comments

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On 10/25/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Badday (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss was angry at me because I had filed a complaint about him refusing to change our phone service to something more reliable. Later, a customer called him and said I had hung up on him. I got fired. I didn't hang up on the customer, the phone service just dropped the call. FML

#5914155
51 comments

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On 10/20/2009 at 3:35pm - work - by ShayanFCB (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

#5907906
70 comments

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On 10/20/2009 at 12:26am - health - by 20lbknockout (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to my company's HR manager to ask what the procedure was to file a sexual harassment complaint since my boss exposed himself to me. His response was that the procedure is to "get over it." And he went back to reading. FML

#5875946
103 comments

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On 10/18/2009 at 7:14am - intimacy - by dyingtinkerbell (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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