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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 October 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1244
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Dianaand_u_4evr : :) Helllo . My speical name is Diiana :) Dont fuck it up .
Am just a girl who likes reading about peoples suckish life and feeling better about my life :D I like being funny, cool, nice, artistic
I basically Like have fun- even if the fun includes Robbing banks, and not helping old people cross the roads and laughing at people wen they fall, Eating peoples food wen they arent looking , Dancing alone, Dancing in public , Laughing for no absoulte reason, not spelling absolute right.

Its not cool for artificial people to come on a site and say shit.
--Rasist, sexist,losers aren't allowed to talk to me
And Jerk-offs shouldn't even think about looking at me
People who don't like Swearing and who doesnt like the wat i talk :) can live with it. :]
Sry, if u consider me rude but Am just saying my opinion
_____YES, I know you think am probbly a hoe but am not - Am not a garden toool - Byeeeee

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Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

#12332692
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40012) - you deserved it (3391)

On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

#12070882
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9930) - you deserved it (42423)

On 07/23/2010 at 7:47pm - misc - by Not So Smart (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

#11852475
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31118) - you deserved it (6425)

On 07/13/2010 at 2:28pm - work - by babygirllxo - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37342) - you deserved it (9674)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML

#9161234
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32733) - you deserved it (3608)

On 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML

#9042400
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32817) - you deserved it (6680)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my roommate confronted me about my eating disorder. She described in length how emaciated my chest has become and how she wants to help. Except I don't have an eating disorder. My sternum is deformed and I have only recently become confident enough to wear low-cut tops. FML

#8940307
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33942) - you deserved it (2248)

On 03/09/2010 at 3:57am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

#8893190
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28536) - you deserved it (4390)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML

#8749925
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5930) - you deserved it (33297)

On 03/01/2010 at 3:50pm - work - by themanontheright - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was very sick, and my boyfriend was taking care of me at his parents' house. I was laying on the couch, innocently watching a movie while he rubbed my feet, when his stepmother came home from work. She freaked out, accused us of having it off on her couch, and kicked me out. FML

#8611992
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24759) - you deserved it (2105)

On 02/24/2010 at 9:18am - misc - by Greymoya (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML

#8557720
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24600) - you deserved it (3151)

On 02/22/2010 at 4:43pm - health - by baconrash - United States (New York)

Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML

#8480330
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21226) - you deserved it (8767)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Ennui (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the hospital to get my ingrown toenail removed. The doctors put me on a little surgery table and told me to relax. They then injected anesthetic into my toe four times and used a pair of scissors to slowly cut through my nail. Only, the anesthetic hadn't started to work just yet. FML

#8474571
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26885) - you deserved it (2202)

On 02/20/2010 at 10:13am - health - by papertrains (woman) - Singapore

Today, while on my graveyard shift at an inner-city backpackers lodge, a drunk pissed in a dorm at 4am. I had to clean up after him, wash all the luggage that got dowsed, clean up 2 separate piles of puke, and help 3 drunken Brits back to their room while they abused me. I have a science degree. FML

#8468411
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24396) - you deserved it (3274)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:29am - work - by underachiever (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it snowed in South Carolina for the first time in 10 years. It snowed eight whole inches! I was so excited, I yelled for my kids and ran outside to build a snowman. I ran out to the steps and slipped on ice. I woke up in the hospital with a bad concussion. The snow had all melted. FML

#8210549
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29504) - you deserved it (5266)

On 02/13/2010 at 3:11pm - kids - by owwie - United States



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