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DevynWoodson
  • Town/Country : Why Do You Care?
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  • Birth Date : Monday 24 November 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 116
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About DevynWoodson : Do right by me, and I'll show you a life most suckers can't even dream of.

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Today, I was at University when a giant mascot started walking in my direction. As they walked past, they whispered my name seductively. I still don't know who it was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32155) - you deserved it (4563)

On 04/07/2013 at 10:51am - work - by confused - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)



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