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About DevynWoodson : Do right by me, and I'll show you a life most suckers can't even dream of.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML
Friday 19 December 2014